Theme
11:16am October 19, 2014
9:50pm October 15, 2014

imaginegravityfalls:

just psat things xoxo

9:49pm October 15, 2014

First World Problem:

selfiesavior:

When the Grand Canyon doesn’t look like the post card

9:49pm October 15, 2014

First World Problem:

selfiesavior:

When the Grand Canyon doesn’t look like the post card

9:48pm October 15, 2014

heroesofbraille:

hey guys

if 

x+y= 8

x+z= 3

y+z= 5

then what is the value of p?

a) bedazzled

b) improve the thing

c) crimson leaves 

d) huMANS ARE DEGENERATES FOR INVENTING POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT

e) destroy the fucking test

9:46pm October 15, 2014
  • Interviewer: how old are you?
  • Sensei: 34
  • Interviewer: lol I'm gonna call you young sensei now
  • Sensei: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
9:46pm October 15, 2014
  • psat instructor: if you feel ill or you are about to die tell me beforehand so i may bURN YOUR ANSWER SHEET RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES AND THROW NO.2 PENCILS ON YOUR CORPSE. Also no sharing calculators.
12:27pm October 13, 2014

birdschoolforbirds:

nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.

12:23pm October 13, 2014
12:20pm October 13, 2014

queenhaggard:

jesus fucking christ